Elliptical man bought a cutoff saw off Craigs List and constructed his frame for third the price of the Big Box Retailers. With the money he saved....
Funny thing happened on the way to the Prom: The word Deluxe
Elliptical man now bends over and assumes the position every time he hears the word Deluxe.
In fact, he hears it so often that it hard for him to stand up straight.
Elliptical Man waddled into the Emergency Room.......Prepositioned